Sunday, May 15, 2011

Why……………….again?



Why do people get married and make babies? To screw our weekends. That’s when THEY celebrate.
Why do babies cry when you try wooing them at parties and refuse to look into your eyes? Face it, you dint want to be there either and the toddlers too feel that weddings and birthday parties are not the best alternative for a peaceful - ‘let me drool on my dress without my mom having to bother about it’ - weekend.
Why do you wake up wide eyed to attend a wedding early in the morning but can’t do the same on other days? You don’t have to bear the burden of making your own breakfast on other days. Weddings save you the trouble.
Why do all the old people in the family occupy only the front row in the wedding hall? Actually, why?
Why do all old women stare at your neckline when you’re introduced? Hell it was not all that plunging.
Why do all old men have the ‘I know what you did last summer and winter also ‘(evil grin follows) look on their face when you’re introduced to them?
Why does the ride back home from such places take forever when you actually reached that place much before you could realise it?
Why are all your friends free on the same weekend when you’re watching a one year old chew on his cake or two grown up adults vowing to share everything under the sun except for their side of the bed?
And why do all good movies come on television when you’re watching an unrehearsed drama unfold?